Ever Drink Too Much and Have Your Wife Happy About it?

  • Comments: 3
  • Written on: April 28th, 2009

Most of us have enjoyed one too many adult beverages at some point or another.

One of my customers forwarded me an email that my wife and I both found hilarious.  Normally I don’t re-forward things, let alone post them on my blog, but I am making an exception for this one. Enjoy!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.  As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.  I love you, darling! Love, Jillian’

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, ‘Son… what happened last night?’

‘Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door ‘

Confused, he asked his son, ‘So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??’

His son replies, ‘Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!!’

  1. wim wauters said on May 1st, 2009 at 6:53 am

    Great one Thor! Isn’t life great when you’ve got great customers 🙂

  2. Joey Logano Fan said on June 3rd, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    That’s pretty funny right there at the end, that’s a loyal guy thats for sure! 🙂

  3. Business Forms Printer said on June 17th, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Really funny. I think avoid too much drink.

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